This is no joke, even though it was very funny. It shot out three feet to my left and right and blew into my coffee cup just as hard making it shot up. It was insane. Luckily I still had a lot left I could drink. I know I'm not making a great sales pitch, but the thing is awesome. You never have to worry about it spilling because of the quick release button. I just have to figure out how to open and pour it without so much drama.